{"id":284,"date":"2008-11-08T10:08:46","date_gmt":"2008-11-08T17:08:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/?p=284"},"modified":"2009-03-29T08:23:12","modified_gmt":"2009-03-29T15:23:12","slug":"who-says-it-has-to-be-cake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/who-says-it-has-to-be-cake\/","title":{"rendered":"Who says it has to be cake?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Portal_(video_game)\">The cake is a lie anyways<\/a>, right? \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I was at Walmart for my weekly grocery trip&#8230; and the birthday cakes didn&#8217;t look all that tempting (or they were 2&#8242; x 3&#8242; in size, and I am but one man)&#8230; but the pumpkin pie looked tempting&#8230; especially paired with some whip cream!<\/p>\n<p><center>            \n\t\t<div class=\"ngg-gallery-singlepic-image \" style=\"max-width: 256px\">\n\t\t\t    \t<a href=\"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/gallery\/travel\/n701895367_4723440_27.jpg\"\n\t\t     title=\"Nov 7th 2008, Denver, Colorado.\n\nThe infamous birthday pie!\n\nhttp:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/?p=284\"\n             data-src=\"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/gallery\/travel\/n701895367_4723440_27.jpg\"\n             data-thumbnail=\"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/gallery\/travel\/thumbs\/thumbs_n701895367_4723440_27.jpg\"\n             data-image-id=\"32\"\n             data-title=\"n701895367_4723440_27.jpg\"\n             data-description=\"Nov 7th 2008, Denver, Colorado.\n\nThe infamous birthday pie!\n\nhttp:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/?p=284\"\n             target='_self'\n             class=\"shutterset_c9a127e0b7451f63cd0ad64c2a8476ce\">\n            <img class=\"ngg-singlepic\"\n             src=\"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-content\/gallery\/travel\/cache\/n701895367_4723440_27.jpg-nggid0232-ngg0dyn-0x192x100-00f0w010c010r110f110r010t010.jpg\"\n             alt=\"n701895367_4723440_27.jpg\"\n             title=\"n701895367_4723440_27.jpg\"\n              width=\"256\"               \/>\n    \t<\/a>\n\t\t      <\/div>\n        <\/center><\/p>\n<p>I celebrated my 33rd year on this earth with pumpkin pie, some Comedy Central, a little StarCraft, and a can of &#8220;whipped topping&#8221; (it didn&#8217;t actually list milk as an ingredient, I checked). I think I&#8217;ll make this a tradition for every birthday divisible by 11! \ud83d\ude42 Next week I&#8217;ll be back in Toronto and out of the hotel room&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The cake is a lie anyways, right? \ud83d\ude42 I was at Walmart for my weekly grocery trip&#8230; and the birthday cakes didn&#8217;t look all that tempting (or they were 2&#8242; x 3&#8242; in size, and I am but one man)&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/who-says-it-has-to-be-cake\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  Who says it has to be cake?<\/span><span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/ptY4v-4A","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=284"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":434,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/284\/revisions\/434"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=284"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=284"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=284"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}