{"id":775,"date":"2011-12-16T10:32:53","date_gmt":"2011-12-16T17:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/?p=775"},"modified":"2011-12-17T15:57:22","modified_gmt":"2011-12-17T22:57:22","slug":"i-am-so-smart-s-m-r-t","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/i-am-so-smart-s-m-r-t\/","title":{"rendered":"I am So Smart! S-M-R-T!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=tcGQpjCztgA\">Doh!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Have you ever done something dumb with credit cards before?<\/p>\n<p>I have a cash-back card, and I&#8217;m good about keeping it paid down, so I felt pretty happy when the card company would mail me rebate cheques a couple of times a year. I have a handle on consumer credit, go me! On average I was &#8220;up&#8221; about $200\/year.<\/p>\n<p>So, last February when they offered me a 0% loan (with a 1% &#8220;service fee&#8221; up front) it was almost a no-brainer. I wasn&#8217;t going to be making any risky investments if I had to repay in a year&#8230; but if I can borrow at 1% and get between 2-2.5% in a regular savings account, why not? After giving Revenue Canada their slice of the action, I should still make about $100. Sign me up!<\/p>\n<p>All I had to do was make sure to keep my card balance paid down to the amount of the loan (since I didn&#8217;t want to be paying off my 1% cash early). How hard could that be? (cue dramatic music)<\/p>\n<p>December rolls around and I started to think about moving some money between accounts, to pay off the loan by the end of January. So I took a closer look at my December statement to see where I was&#8230; huh?&#8230; what do you mean I paid $100 in interest? And $40 in November? And $60 in October? But I pay all my bills on time! It turns out I was too good at paying them off. Occasionally I checked my balance often enough it didn&#8217;t show my previous payment yet&#8230; so I sometimes repaid twice, and slowly nibbled away some 1% cash each time.<\/p>\n<p>Because I was only looking at the total on my statements, and not checking the &#8220;interest paid this month&#8221; line&#8230; I didn&#8217;t realize what was going on. For the first few months of my loan I paid $0 interest&#8230; then I started to pay too much &#8230; and over the last couple months I had essentially been floating a $3500 balance on my card (1% money that I  accidentally paid back, which I was now paying full interest on). Doh!<\/p>\n<p>End result: my brilliant scheme to make $100 has now made me nothing.. in fact I&#8217;m $200 in the hole after interest charges. So much for the &#8220;cash back&#8221; card \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>I wasn&#8217;t smart enough to keep a steady non-zero card balance for a year, and it cost me. I&#8217;m paying the whole thing off _today_. Bah!<\/p>\n<p>(Oh, and Happy Holidays!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Doh! Have you ever done something dumb with credit cards before? I have a cash-back card, and I&#8217;m good about keeping it paid down, so I felt pretty happy when the card company would mail me rebate cheques a couple <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.mikekirk.org\/wordpress\/i-am-so-smart-s-m-r-t\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">  I am So Smart! 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